Joel Weinberg   POS: RW - LW Uniform #: 00 HT: 5' 9" WT: 200 School: Iowa Resides: Chicago, IL Hometown: Skokie, IL Nickname(s): J-Dog, Hanson #1, Comic Book Guy   Coach's Corner JOEL WEINBERG always has a thought. About the game. About the sport as a whole. About America's involvement in various foreign initiatives. He's a walking op-ed piece. He plays on the right wing, but politically he's right down the middle. A grubber, Joel won't blind you with his speed or "wow" you with an assortment of dynamite offensive moves, but he will give you energy, defensive presence, and if need be, a heck of a penalty killing job. And he'll be more than happy to explain his thoughts on America's defense initiative. Pattern Move: Three words - Dump & Chase   Career Stats   Season GP G A Pts PIM PPG SHG GWG GTG Pct. Of Offense 1996 Fall 10 0 0 0 - 0 0 0 0 0.0 1997 Spring 7 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0.0 1997 Fall 10 0 3 3 4 0 0 0 0 23.1 1998 Spring 12 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0.0 1998 Fall 9 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 16.7 1999 Spring 11 1 2 3 0 0 0 0 0 20.0 1999 Fall 10 0 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 33.3 2000 Spring 11 0 2 2 2 0 0 0 0 13.3 2000 Fall 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 2001 Spring 10 0 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 25.0 2001 Fall 6 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 11.1 2002 Spring 11 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 6.5 2002 Fall 9 2 1 3 0 0 0 2 0 30.0 2003 Spring 9 2 2 4 0 0 0 0 0 25.0 2004 Spring 9 1 1 2 0 1 0 1 0 18.2 2005 Spring 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 2005 Fall 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 2006 Spring 9 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 7.7 2006 Fall 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 2007 Fall 7 1 4 5 2 0 0 0 0 27.8 2008 Spring 7 0 2 2 2 0 0 0 0 8.7 CAREER 183 8 25 33 16 1 0 3 0 12.9   Career Highlights:   Most Goals in a Game: 2 Most Assists in a Game: 2 (2 times) Most Points in a Game: 3 Most Penalty Minutes in a Game: 2 (8 times)   Season GPI W L T ShO GAA 1996 Fall 1 0 1 0 0 13.00 1998 Fall 7 0 7 0 0 6.86 1999 Spring 1 0 1 0 0 4.00 2000 Spring 1 0 1 0 0 1.00 2000 Fall 1 0 1 0 0 2.00 2001 Spring 1 0 1 0 0 4.00 2001 Fall 4 1 3 0 0 4.25 2005 Fall 1 1 0 0 1 0.00 CAREER 17 2 15 0 1 5.24   Career Splits   Career Vs. Opponent Opponent GP W L T G A PTS PIM Pts/GP PIM/GP Big Shots 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Blitz 10 0 10 0 0 1 1 0 0.10 0.00 Bloody Penguins 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Chiefs 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Coup De Etat 20 1 18 1 0 1 1 2 0.05 0.10 Crunch 4 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 CTC 2 0 2 0 0 1 1 0 0.50 0.00 Dead Chiefs 6 2 4 0 0 1 1 4 0.17 0.67 Dead Wings 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Dogs 12 0 12 0 0 2 2 2 0.17 0.17 Dragons 34 8 25 1 1 3 4 6 0.12 0.18 Face Melters 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 1.00 0.00 FBs 18 13 3 2 2 4 6 2 0.33 0.11 Grinders 2 1 1 0 1 0 1 0 0.50 0.00 Ice Trojans 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 James/White Trash 5 2 3 0 0 2 2 0 0.40 0.00 Lampposts 12 0 12 0 0 1 1 0 0.08 0.00 Looney Tunes 5 0 5 0 0 1 1 0 0.20 0.00 Mini-Ditkas 7 4 2 1 1 1 2 0 0.29 0.00 Mullens 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 My Three Sons 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Pokemen 5 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Rich in a Box 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Scranton Schruters 2 2 0 0 0 2 2 0 1.00 0.00 Skeleton Crew 11 2 7 2 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Slip and Suck 2 2 0 0 2 1 3 0 1.50 0.00 Steel Shank 9 4 4 1 1 2 3 0 0.33 0.00 Tang 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Terminators 1 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 1.00 0.00 Vice 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Career By Time Time GP W L T G A PTS PIM Pts/GP PIM/GP 4:00 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 5:00 8 3 5 0 1 2 3 6 0.38 0.75 6:00 49 11 35 3 0 4 4 4 0.08 0.08 7:00 50 17 29 4 5 7 12 0 0.24 0.00 8:00 46 8 37 1 1 8 9 4 0.20 0.09 9:00 28 3 24 1 1 4 5 2 0.18 0.07 10:00 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Career By Day Day GP W L T G A PTS PIM Pts/GP PIM/GP Sunday 138 39 91 8 7 17 24 14 0.17 0.10 Monday 45 4 40 1 1 8 9 2 0.20 0.04 Career By Result Result GP G A PTS PIM Pts/GP PIM/GP In Wins 43 7 10 17 8 0.40 0.19 In Losses 131 1 14 15 8 0.11 0.06 In Ties 9 0 1 1 0 0.11 0.00   Last 10 Games Date Time Opponent Result G A PTS PIM 04/06/08 6:00 Scranton Schruters Win 0 1 1 0 04/06/08 9:00 Dragons Win 0 0 0 2 03/16/08 6:00 Face Melters Tie 0 1 1 0 03/09/08 6:00 FBs Win 0 0 0 0 02/24/08 4:00 Mullens Win 0 0 0 0 02/17/08 5:00 Rich in a Box Win 0 0 0 0 02/10/08 6:00 Tang Loss 0 0 0 0 11/18/07 8:00 CTC Loss 0 1 1 0 11/11/07 5:00 FBs Win 1 0 1 0 11/04/07 6:00 Dragons Loss 0 0 0 0 Total 6-3-1 1 3 4 2 Percent in Games Split Goals Pts PIM In Wins 87.5 51.5 50.0 In Losses 12.5 45.5 50.0 vs. FBs 25.0 18.2 12.5 vs. Dragons 12.5 12.1 37.5 vs. Slip and Suck 25.0 9.1 0.0 vs. Steel Shank 12.5 9.1 0.0 vs. Mini-Ditkas 12.5 6.1 0.0 On Sunday 87.5 72.7 87.5 at 7:00 62.5 36.4 0.0 at 8:00 12.5 27.3 25.0   Player Bio Email This Rat Bastard at: Joel.Weinberg@shaker.com How has being a part of the Flock helped you in other areas of your life?   Two failed relationships, but at least I'm in amazing shape. If you could take one personality trait from another member of the Flock for yourself, what would it be?   Glen's stamina, Stefan's reflexes, Dan's hustle, Carol's cherry-picking, Erich's tactics, Brent's voice, Mike's drive, and Jon's girlfriend. Well, 1 out of 8 ain't bad. What part of your game needs the most work?   Um, all of it I think. Who would you most like lace up the shoes with on the Broomball Ice (living or dead)?   You guys! Group hug! What song would you most like to hear sung at a Flock Broomball game?   Walk like a man, by Frankie Valley (as we take the ice), but it has to be Brent singing. What do your teammates say about you behind your back?   That I'm an idiot, jerk, moron who'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes. Wait, that's to my face. You think they talk behind my back? What would you like as the epitaph on your grave stone?   Here lies Joel, we think. I mean, we saw the coffin go in, but no one really checked, did they? Wouldn't that be just like him, huh? If you could be Miss America for a day, what would you do to represent the crown?   Any response I submit will get blocked by my email server. Leave it at that. What has contributed the most to the decline of the Western Civilization: Violent Entertainment, Pop Music, P*rn* or the Weinberg Family?   Muhahahaha! We're only just starting too! Can't judge us yet. Which 80's personality from film or tv best represents you?   Bear from BJ and the Bear. I like to clap my hands and stick out my tongue and make funny squished up faces at prompts from other people.