Stefan Kretschmann   POS: D Uniform #: 66 HT: 6' 3" WT: 215 School: Marquette Resides: Des Plaines, IL Hometown: Muskego, WI Nickname(s): Vaxinator, Prof. Frink   Coach's Corner The song once asked, "Whose house? Run's House." STEFAN KRETSCHMANN might have to disagree, because when he gets his 6-3 frame on the ice, it's up to the veteran blueliner whether he's gonna let you into his house. And if you are not wearing the white, blue, and black of the Flock, well, then don't come a knockin'. He perhaps has the hardest slapshot on the team, and though he's quiet on the ice, the opposition hears him clearly when the big train comes rumbling down the ice for another mano-a-mano battle. Pattern Move: Diving one-handed pokecheck.   Career Stats   Season GP G A Pts PIM PPG SHG GWG GTG Pct. Of Offense 1996 Spring 11 0 0 0 8 0 0 0 0 0.0 1996 Fall 7 0 0 0 - 0 0 0 0 0.0 1997 Spring 11 0 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 0.0 1997 Fall 11 1 1 2 8 0 0 0 0 14.3 1998 Spring 12 0 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 20.0 1998 Fall 9 3 1 4 2 2 0 0 0 66.7 1999 Spring 11 0 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 6.7 1999 Fall 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 2000 Spring 11 0 1 1 4 0 0 0 0 6.7 2000 Fall 8 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 25.0 2001 Spring 11 1 1 2 2 0 0 0 0 16.7 2001 Fall 8 2 5 7 0 0 0 0 0 58.3 2002 Spring 12 3 7 10 4 0 0 1 0 30.3 2002 Fall 10 2 0 2 0 0 0 1 0 18.2 2003 Spring 10 0 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 33.3 2004 Spring 9 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 9.1 2005 Spring 11 0 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 16.7 CAREER 173 12 30 42 38 2 0 2 0 20.1   Career Highlights:   Most Goals in a Game: 3 Most Assists in a Game: 3 Most Points in a Game: 4 Most Penalty Minutes in a Game: 6   Career Splits   Career Vs. Opponent Opponent GP W L T G A PTS PIM Pts/GP PIM/GP Bandits 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Big Shots 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Blitz 8 0 8 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Coup De Etat 19 1 17 1 0 1 1 0 0.05 0.00 Crunch 4 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Dead Chiefs 6 2 4 0 0 1 1 6 0.17 1.00 Dead Wings 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Dogs 13 1 12 0 1 0 1 8 0.08 0.62 Dragons 30 7 23 0 3 8 11 8 0.37 0.27 FBs 10 8 2 0 1 5 6 0 0.60 0.00 Grinders 2 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 0.50 0.00 Ice Trojans 4 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 James/White Trash 5 2 3 0 1 1 2 0 0.40 0.00 Lampposts 15 1 14 0 0 3 3 2 0.20 0.13 Looney Tunes 5 0 5 0 3 1 4 0 0.80 0.00 Mini-Ditkas 8 5 2 1 3 3 6 2 0.75 0.25 My Three Sons 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Pokemen 5 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Skeleton Crew 11 2 7 2 0 0 0 2 0.00 0.18 Slip and Suck 2 2 0 0 0 5 5 0 2.50 0.00 Steel Shank 12 4 7 1 0 1 1 4 0.08 0.33 Terminators 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Vice 5 1 4 0 0 0 0 6 0.00 1.20 Career By Time Time GP W L T G A PTS PIM Pts/GP PIM/GP 5:00 6 2 4 0 0 2 2 6 0.33 1.00 6:00 45 9 35 1 0 7 7 10 0.16 0.22 7:00 45 15 27 3 4 12 16 4 0.36 0.09 8:00 47 9 37 1 7 7 14 6 0.30 0.13 9:00 29 2 26 1 1 2 3 10 0.10 0.34 10:00 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 0.00 2.00 Career By Day Day GP W L T G A PTS PIM Pts/GP PIM/GP Sunday 127 33 89 5 8 25 33 26 0.26 0.20 Monday 46 4 41 1 4 5 9 12 0.20 0.26 Career By Result Result GP G A PTS PIM Pts/GP PIM/GP In Wins 37 5 19 24 14 0.65 0.38 In Losses 130 7 11 18 24 0.14 0.18 In Ties 6 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00   Last 10 Games Date Time Opponent Result G A PTS PIM 04/24/05 8:00 FBs Loss 0 1 1 0 04/17/05 6:00 Coup De Etat Loss 0 0 0 0 04/10/05 7:00 Blitz Loss 0 0 0 0 04/03/05 6:00 Grinders Tie 0 0 0 0 03/20/05 7:00 Dragons Win 0 0 0 0 03/13/05 6:00 FBs Win 0 0 0 0 03/06/05 6:00 Coup De Etat Loss 0 0 0 0 02/27/05 7:00 Blitz Loss 0 0 0 0 02/20/05 6:00 Grinders Win 0 1 1 0 02/13/05 7:00 Dragons Loss 0 0 0 0 Total 3-6-1 0 2 2 0 Percent in Games Split Goals Pts PIM In Wins 41.7 57.1 36.8 In Losses 58.3 42.9 63.2 vs. Dragons 25.0 26.2 21.1 vs. Mini-Ditkas 25.0 14.3 5.3 vs. FBs 8.3 14.3 0.0 vs. Slip and Suck 0.0 11.9 0.0 vs. Looney Tunes 25.0 9.5 0.0 On Sunday 66.7 78.6 68.4 at 7:00 33.3 38.1 10.5 at 8:00 58.3 33.3 15.8   Player Bio Email This Rat Bastard at: kretschmann@stats.com How has being a part of the Flock helped you in other areas of your life?   It's helped me deal with defeat...weekly. What part of your game needs the most work?   The underbody and the side panels are rusting out. Who would you most like lace up the shoes with on the Broomball Ice (living or dead)?   The Dogs Water Coyote...then I could tie his laces together beforehand and it wouldn't be so tough to defend against him. What are your goals for your Broomball career?   Few and Far Between. Name three people, living or dead, that you'd like to share a sauna with   What kind of sick SOB would want to share a sauna with a dead person...they'd be rotting and stinking the place up something fierce. Which 80's personality from film or tv best represents you?   I grew a mullett because MacGyver looked so cool in his...only later did I find out that the ability to make a bomb out of chewing gum, tin foil and baking soda was not kept in the mane. Does Fuddrucker's really serve the world's best hamburgers?   Yes, but Wendy's comes in a close second. Excluding the donut, what is your favorite breakfast pastry?   Mini-Muffins...all hail the Quad Cities! What song would you most like to hear sung at a Flock Broomball game?   Shout at the Devil...it's classic and a chorus that's easy to grunt out even when you're chasing the ball. Janet, Chrissy, Terri, or Sandy? Why?   I don't remember those first 3 chicks from Grease, but Oliva Newton-John as Sandy was absolutely dreamy.