Mike Wenz   POS: LW Uniform #: 1 HT: 5' 11" WT: 200 School: Miami (OH) Resides: Chicago, IL Hometown: Naperville, IL Nickname(s): DJ Chitown, M-Dub, Otto   Coach's Corner There's an aura about MIKE WENZ, and though it could be his bruising forechecking style, it's more likely the strange body odor that eminates from the defensive forward. A consistent threat to capture the Robert Crown penalty minute crown every year, Wenz prefers a hit first, ask questions later approach, an approach which his teammates respect and often leads to women throwing lingerie on the ice as if Wenz was an athletic "Tom Jones." We can't speak from experience, but we believe Tom Jones don't smell like that. Always signs autographs at the Candlelite after home games. Pattern Move: Cross-check on the boards when the refs aren't looking.   Career Stats   Season GP G A Pts PIM PPG SHG GWG GTG Pct. Of Offense 1997 Spring 10 1 1 2 12 0 0 0 0 25.0 1997 Fall 9 1 0 1 16 0 0 0 0 9.1 1998 Spring 12 0 1 1 17 0 0 0 0 20.0 1998 Fall 9 0 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 16.7 1999 Spring 9 3 3 6 8 0 0 0 0 50.0 1999 Fall 11 1 0 1 10 0 0 0 0 25.0 2000 Spring 11 5 2 7 14 0 0 1 0 46.7 2001 Fall 6 5 0 5 4 0 0 0 0 45.5 2002 Spring 8 2 1 3 4 0 0 0 0 12.5 2002 Fall 9 0 2 2 6 0 0 0 0 20.0 2003 Spring 10 5 1 6 2 0 0 1 0 33.3 2004 Spring 9 4 1 5 2 0 0 2 0 45.5 2005 Spring 10 2 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 14.3 2005 Fall 4 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 66.7 2006 Spring 9 2 2 4 2 1 0 0 0 30.8 CAREER 136 33 15 48 101 1 0 4 0 29.1   Career Highlights:   Most Goals in a Game: 3 Most Assists in a Game: 1 (15 times) Most Points in a Game: 3 (2 times) Most Penalty Minutes in a Game: 10   Career Splits   Career Vs. Opponent Opponent GP W L T G A PTS PIM Pts/GP PIM/GP Big Shots 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Blitz 10 0 10 0 0 1 1 4 0.10 0.40 Coup De Etat 18 1 16 1 2 1 3 22 0.17 1.22 Crunch 4 0 4 0 0 0 0 6 0.00 1.50 Dead Chiefs 5 1 4 0 0 1 1 4 0.20 0.80 Dogs 10 1 9 0 1 0 1 23 0.10 2.30 Dragons 27 7 19 1 17 5 22 16 0.81 0.59 FBs 9 5 2 2 3 0 3 2 0.33 0.22 Grinders 3 1 1 1 0 1 1 0 0.33 0.00 Ice Trojans 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 2 0.00 0.67 James/White Trash 2 2 0 0 1 0 1 0 0.50 0.00 Lampposts 9 1 8 0 2 0 2 2 0.22 0.22 Looney Tunes 5 0 5 0 0 1 1 0 0.20 0.00 Mini-Ditkas 8 5 2 1 2 1 3 4 0.38 0.50 Pokemen 3 0 3 0 0 1 1 0 0.33 0.00 Skeleton Crew 9 1 7 1 1 1 2 8 0.22 0.89 Slip and Suck 2 2 0 0 1 1 2 2 1.00 1.00 Steel Shank 6 3 3 0 3 1 4 6 0.67 1.00 Terminators 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Career By Time Time GP W L T G A PTS PIM Pts/GP PIM/GP 5:00 6 2 4 0 0 1 1 6 0.17 1.00 6:00 29 7 19 3 4 2 6 16 0.21 0.55 7:00 40 14 23 3 20 6 26 26 0.65 0.65 8:00 39 5 34 0 6 4 10 39 0.26 1.00 9:00 21 2 18 1 3 2 5 14 0.24 0.67 10:00 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 Career By Day Day GP W L T G A PTS PIM Pts/GP PIM/GP Sunday 101 28 67 6 28 10 38 68 0.38 0.67 Monday 35 2 32 1 5 5 10 33 0.29 0.94 Career By Result Result GP G A PTS PIM Pts/GP PIM/GP In Wins 30 17 6 23 16 0.77 0.53 In Losses 99 14 8 22 85 0.22 0.86 In Ties 7 2 1 3 0 0.43 0.00   Last 10 Games Date Time Opponent Result G A PTS PIM 04/30/06 7:00 Dragons Loss 1 0 1 0 04/09/06 7:00 Grinders Loss 0 1 1 0 04/02/06 6:00 Coup De Etat Loss 0 0 0 0 03/26/06 6:00 FBs Tie 0 0 0 0 03/19/06 7:00 Dragons Loss 0 0 0 0 03/12/06 6:00 Blitz Loss 0 0 0 0 02/26/06 6:00 FBs Tie 0 0 0 0 02/19/06 6:00 Coup De Etat Loss 0 0 0 2 02/12/06 7:00 Dragons Win 1 1 2 0 11/20/05 6:00 FBs Win 0 0 0 0 Total 2-6-2 2 2 4 2 Percent in Games Split Goals Pts PIM In Wins 51.5 47.9 15.8 In Losses 42.4 45.8 84.2 vs. Dragons 51.5 45.8 15.8 vs. Steel Shank 9.1 8.3 5.9 vs. FBs 9.1 6.3 2.0 vs. Coup De Etat 6.1 6.3 21.8 vs. Mini-Ditkas 6.1 6.3 4.0 On Sunday 84.8 79.2 67.3 at 7:00 60.6 54.2 25.7 at 8:00 18.2 20.8 38.6   Player Bio Email This Rat Bastard at: MikeWenz@yahoo.com What part of your game needs the most work?   Getting into the slot area on both ends of the ice. I think I do pretty well once I'm there, but I just can't seem to get there often enough. It's this balance of having to drop 20 pounds to have the speed and energy to get into position versus the extra body mass my midsection gives me to take care of business once I'm there. If you could take one personality trait from another member of the Flock for yourself, what would it be?   Dan's vocal skills. His falsetto backup vocals on the ice are sheer brilliance. I'd love to hit the high notes in "Dead or Alive" like Dan does. What's is your Broomball highlight to date? low-light?   The lowlight was the feeling of utter despair when we were down 4-0 in our Duluth opener, and the only time we had touched the ball was to take it out of the back of our net. The highlight came shortly thereafter, when we raised the roof after successfully killing off our man advantage. This ushered in a new attitude--dare I say, a new era--in Flock history. What do your teammates say about you behind your back?   "Nice ass." Who's the Flock franchise MVP & Why?   Oz. The man who brings the rhythm and the rhymes deserves a special place in the Flock Hall of Fame. What would you like as the epitaph on your grave stone?   RIP Mike Wenz May he stay out of the penalty box for eternity. What has contributed the most to the decline of the Western Civilization: Violent Entertainment, Pop Music, Porno or the Weinberg Family?   Violent entertainment. If it weren't for the proliferation of violent entertainment, I think the Weinberg family would be lacking for ideas. What was Bill Murray's best role?   Carl Spackler. Nothing else comes close. Who is/was your favorite pro bowler? Why?   Earl Anthony. The vivid descriptions of his brilliant performances from such broadcasting legends as Chris Schenkel and Nelson Burton Jr. on ABC's Wide World of Sports continue to form an indelible impression in my heart. We know there ain't no party like a Chi-Town party, cause a Chi-Town party don't stop. But if there was a party like a Chi-Town party, where would it be?   Duluth, Minneapolis, Quad Cities, and coming soon to Omaha. You can take the party out of Chi-Town, but you can't take Chi-Town out of the party.