The Flock Story: Too Much Time On Our Hands We're not just bored. We're bored, unskilled and kind of dumb. Based on that fact alone, its almost destiny that we ventured into the world of moderately competitive broomball (the equivalent of beer-league wiffleball in the ice-bound sports world). But it was more than just destiny that turned this incredibly less than average team into the sports entertainment powerhouse that the world knows today. It was the inspired genius of founder Jon Passman that brought this collection of talentless rabble together. It is the endless support of our fans who sadly have nothing better to do than to watch men sweat on ice. It is the tireless effort of the players that has turned such motivation and drive into so few wins. It is the complete lack of a life that has led to cool websites, trips to faraway lands and numerous hot tubs spreading the gospel of Flock. But more than anything it is the fact that we're in on the joke that makes us one of the most fun, enjoyable, and entertaining collections people ever to be associated with Broomball. Sure, we may not be winning a title anytime soon (other than "Most Likely to Laugh at Flatulence Jokes"), but damn if we don't have more fun than anyone else doing it.   Current News Spring 2010 Season starting Its an even dozen now for teams in the Evanston League. BUY FLOCK GEAR NOW!!!! We've got two ways to get your Flock lifestyle merchandise: CafePress - Our original site with all of the standard gear. SpreadShirt - More variety, but more expensive.   Before After Click on image to download a 1024 x 700 version, perfect for your desktop! (size = 100k) L to R: Erich Hirsch, Joel Weinberg, Dan Ziolkowski, Stefan Kretschmann, Glen Weinberg, Peter Woelflein, Jonathan Carroll, Mike Wenz, Jon Passman, Brent Osland Our Fans: Danielle DuBrule, Shawn Osland, Tracy Passman   This page should work with any browser, but it certainly looks better with IE 5 and Netscape 6 or higher.